so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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