what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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