well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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