she was so not down for the gang bang
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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