Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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