Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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