I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she told me i tasted like america
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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