Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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