put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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