What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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