Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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