craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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