The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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