yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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