Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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