your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
