THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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