I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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