Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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