When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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