idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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