I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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