Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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