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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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