Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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