I feel like abortions should bother me more
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
sex in a hospital.. check
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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