Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I would ride that face into the sunset
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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