69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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