Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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