i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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