please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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