she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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