do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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