she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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