am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She bit a glass in half.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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