I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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