I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
