i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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