sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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