it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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