The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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