dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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