So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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