READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Found your dick twin last night
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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