hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Congratulations! We have a period
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