I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
