weddingsv make me drug and hornr
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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