She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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