I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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