I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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